better than sex


describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an -rg-sm. usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than s-x. such an -ssertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.
that chocolate cheesecake was better than s-x.
a phrase used way to much, i can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than s-x.
nico: i know you’re really hungry, but don’t you think you’re exaggerating a bit?

queen of england: nope, this doughnut is better than s-x.

nico: no, no it isn’t.

queen of england: whatevs

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