betty crockered
to feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral s-x.
my man got betty crockered this morning, yo.
“baked out of your mind.”
average joe: “bro, i’m so betty crockered, that bong ain’t no joke.”
average cody: “h-ll yeah man, me too!”
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