betty swollocks
betty swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty b-ll-cks.
betty swollocks. similar in style to tin and gonic.
sweaty, itchy or sticky b-ll-cks.
“argh, betty swollocks. must re-arrange”
polite term for knacker discomfort
“forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. i have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the new world. i fear i have the most awful betties (sir walter raleigh, audience with queen elizabeth i, 1584) betty swollocks
british sound-a-like slang:
betty swollocks =
sweaty b-ll-cks-
-b-lls, cohones, t-st-cl-s etc.
“i wish me gullfrend woud play wit me betty swollocks while givin me a jobber'”
sweaty erm… t-st-cl-s, i’m sure you can work it out 😉
d-mn, i’ve got betty swollocks tonight!
some pr-ck face tw-t who wears the same boxers and trousers for several days in the boiling heat then the dumb f-ck decides to put shorts on over them.
“hey is that neville!, yo dat d-cks wearing a pair of shorts over his trousers” looks like dat n-gg- gonna have a case of “betty swollocks”
Read Also:
- chopmanship
noun. skill at wielding chopsticks. asians have good chopmanship. cameron: your chopmanship is in need of improving
- booznatchy
dirt in your belly b-tton; dirt between your toes; dirt in your pants pocket. while trying to get money out of his pocket, hector got a handful of booznatchy instead.
- bopper crush
an infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. the opposite of a cougar crush. thad: hey lance, why weren’t you at the bars last night? lance: oh, i was just surfing the internet for new pics of miley […]
- choppington
choppington is a small sh-t hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the sp-nk produced by bulls. inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. no other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, […]
- AAE Group
automotive aftermarket experts executive search firm specializing in the recruitment and placement of mid to executive level professionals whose focus is the automotive aftermarket. ralph schroeder is president with two offices located in naples, florida and sapphire, north carolina. corporate number is 239.947.2977 [email protected] the aae group is referred to by many as the “automotive […]