betweenis
the distance between two c-cks during dual penetration s-x. measured in millimeters.
hey earl, thanks for f-cking my wife with me last night…. i bet there was only 5mm betweenis…..
the choice at the end of the night between which weenis to use for a booty call.
chessa was torn betweenis for jg or ap.
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