bewilderment
the most confusing feeling that you could ever feel. nothing you say makes sense, and the only cure is to hit your station. bewilderment can lead to embarr-ssing texts messages or phone conversations.
me: yo what’s up man?
rick: my how you get goin young man
me: you’re clearly in a state of bewilderment, hit the station
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