Beyhive
beyhive (noun) refers to beyonce’s fandom. members of the beyhive are usually women and gay men who obsess over beyonce to no end. they play her music to death, saw the pink panther in theaters and worships the ground she steps on in her louboutins. in many minds of the beyhive, beyonce is the second coming of michael jackson and her now unborn child is the second coming of jesus.
members of the beyhive will not hesitate to drag fans of other basic b-tch rihanna lady gaga britney spears etc. and their chief weapon (among others) is beyonce’s performance style, vocals, 4 consecutive #1 alb-ms, box office receipts and grammys (16 and counting).
members of the beyhive also refer to tina knowles as mama tina, have affection for solange knowles, is fond of other members of destiny’s child (so long as they know their place) and think jay-z is the s-xiest man alive. they can match any beyonce lyric with the correct song instantly. more aggressive members of the beyhive are the killer beys and will not hesitate to vehemently and violently defend beyonce’s t-tle as queen of the universe.
person 1: girl what happened to rihanna’s #1 fan chelsea?
person 2: girl she got beside herself and started saying things like beyonce needs to retire and rihanna rule the world.
person 1: yeah, so?
person 2: girl the beyhive dragged her so far and for so long that she really saying “oh na na, what’s my name”
the beyhive is beyoncé’s fan base. these fans are dedicated to beyoncé no matter what she does. the beyhive likes to refer to beyoncé as their queen bey. the beyhive’s enemies are referred to as wasps (beyoncé haters). beyhive consists of both fans and stands of the queeen bey, and they will stick by her side through thick and thin. the beyhive also has their own unique vocabulary: beyhydrated (miss beyoncé), pollen (news on beyoncé), beyutiful (the word used when referring to beyoncé as beautiful), and wasp (beyoncé haters). basically, the beyhive can turn any word into a “bey” word. the beyhive is not only beyoncé’s fan base, but they are the best fan base hands down.
that girl at the beyoncé concert was a beyhive member.
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