Beyond Mortis
a beer drinking metal band.
did you see beyond mortis last night? yeah i got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine -ssed big t-tted sl-t.
check out that band. yeah they are beyond mortis, my ear p-ss-es got f-cking railed by their music.
would you like any water sir, f-ck no that sh-t is for toilets, cant you see we are beyond mortis.
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