a mysterious, almost mythical creature. fond of loose women, and scat related antics.
potentially dangerous and should be approached with caution
what’s that over by the toilet, daddy?
get the gun, son, that’s a bezzul
naftali is the best guy in the whole world. he likes to takes pictures with his feet spread out. he’s a cool hot nice smart awesome s*xy guy. if you know naftali , you are one lucky person. naftali is the coolest guy out there.
- small spoon syndrome
when you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to held and cuddled and you default to that position in antic*p*tion of some snuggles. i slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.
an accident involving j*zzums. tom: did you see that fappcident? bill: yea, its a real mess.
- blast mud
diarrhea brendan: dude, the mexican (the food, not the server) made me blast mud this morning.