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  (acronym) best friend for life that you like to have s-xual fun with. “marrisa, we have been best friends for like ever and your hot, so i think we should become bffltylthsfw’s.”

• diddle-goose

  a goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a bas-m-nt/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a s-xual fashion. some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house ch-r-s in lingerie (often silken pantaloons). 1. diddle-goose! get your diddled little rump over here so i can diddle you. 2. diddle-goose! fetch […]

• Mixed SMAT Arts

  similar to mixed martial arts but only using: s ack-tapping m uffing a ss-grabbing and t ea-bagging until one gives in and gives up “i challeged chris the other day to a mixed smat arts match, let’s just say i got him in a tea bagging submission”

• Dildit

  dildit is a form of killed it used through out the high school community. john: i saw this guy once he looked like a monkey he had big ears and everything the people: -start laughing- phil: haha did you know monkeys are somewhat human? john: …. dildit’

• Ding Dong Jello Wack

  to fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door. we wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of ding dong jello wack.

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