bfod
boyfriend of the day
“wow, your date tonight is really hot! how long have you guys been together?”
“about an hour. he’s my bfod.”
bfod boy friend on demand. it is a male that makes himself available to a female at her demand. for coffee, tea, or dating, dancing, or s-x. the girl call when she needs of a male. simliar to fwb but only on demand.
sally said to joy, lets call my bfod and go to the club tonight. then we will have someone to dance with at the club.
common in people who have horrible faces. their face appears like the bsod (blue screen of death)
mike’s face often crashes and produces a bfod.
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