BFPT
best friend p-rn time; the act in which two best friends watch p-rn together
hey matt! come over for bfpt!
we haven’t had bpft in a while; see you in bed.
my boyfriend won’t have s-x with me, let’s have some bfpt.
(noun) boyfriend pro tem. the boyfriend one keeps while secretly waiting for a better boyfriend.
“ben is a nice guy, but i’m not in love – he’s just my bfpt until i find mr. right.”
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