BHF
bhf:
but-her-face
when a girl has a moderate to very attractive body, but also possesses a nasty–ss face that detracts from her entire attractiveness. you and your boys therefore declare that she is a ‘bhf’, meaning that you would tap that -ss but try and avoid making eye contact while doing it. bhf’s are acceptable to hook up with when you are drunk, but otherwise will net you a penalty of 10 man points taken away.
synonyms: “paper-bag”, “paper bag b-tch”, “fugly”, “aw man…if it weren’t for that mug…”
tina had very nice 36c t-ts and a cute -ss, but her face was brutal. josh resolved to give it to her doggystyle, and thus avoid the haggard visage.
shorthand for best handicapped friend.
i’ve been best friends with a paraplegic for over 3 years. he’s my bhf!
1.) big huge fart
2.) big honky f-cks
look at that bhf!
a blue haired freak!
i know a couple bhfs! and they are all blue haired freaks!
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