Bhutcraq
the portuguese word for v-g-n- literally meaning “front -n-s”. also known in portugal as “the second hole”. thought to be posessed only by women, this orifice is little understood and seldom seen in the tiny sh-thole country of portugal.
last night calixto and his “girlfriend” were going to make sweet, sweet s-x with each other, but he ran in fear after feeling the icy touch of her bhutcraq.
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