bi-assed


the condition of having two -sses, thus: the ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. a bi–ssed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
rudy giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he’s either bi–ssed or a flip-flopper.
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the property of having such an enormous b-tt that for all practical purposes is actually 2.
anthony: omg, have you seen the new subst-tute teacher ?!?

max: yes!

anthony: dude, its not cool, i think she’s bi-ssed, she was sitting in two chairs instead of one!
a person who is biased in such a way that people hate him for it.
ign is so bi–ssed in their reviews.

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