bi-canthrope


a person whose s-xual orientation switches between h-m-s-xual and heteros-xual, with each phase lasting from months to years. this may optionally be accompanied by partial amnesia in which the person insists they have always been their current s-xual orientation and just did not realize it.
“so, did you hear that alyssa has come out as a lesbian?” “seriously? she dated gerry for years! i had hunch she’d turn out to be a bi-canthrope. how long do you think it’ll take for her to decide this has been a phase?”

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