Bi-postal


some days i want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. other days i want to shoot you.
i’m so bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for amtrack to another state!

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