Bi-V-Polar
adj; the extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an iv. also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an iv.
patient: “ow!”
phlebotomist: “sorry. i’m such an idiot!”
patient: “no, you’re not. i have small veins. here, try that one. see, you got it!”
phlebotomist: “yes! i am the master!”
patient: “don’t be so bi-v-polar, dude.”
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