Bible dipping
the official sport of bs mock trial.
the act of asking the bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly “dipping” into it.
1: ask the bible a question.
2: rub it 3 times in a circular motion. then pat it.
3: open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: that word will indubitably answer your question perfectly
best if done with an old bible missing the book of matthew.
ask “what of…?”
asker: what of the satanist?
rubs three times, pats, and opens.
asker: “in the desert, satan tried to tempt jesus, but jesus .rebuked him and sent him away.” ohhh!
team: bible dipping is real! it answers the question! ooooo!
friend: will i be successful?
asker: will she be successful?
asker: “who shall ascend…” this means that the bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as congressman of guam.
friend: …or becoming a drug addict.
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