bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad


someone who takes every law in the bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don’t agree with what they say to a tee. they tend to support the death penalty for non-heteros-xuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-christians within a 200 mile radius.
ethan: “f-ck, that guy tried to shove his bible in my face just cause i was g-y, he called me a f-ggot, and said i’d spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!”
krysta: “was he quoting that one leviticus p-ssage?”
ethan: “yeah.”
krysta: “wearing a make america great again shirt?”
ethan: “yep.”
krysta: “you found a bible-humping h-m-phobic ultraconservative d-ckwad.”
ethan: “couldn’t have put it better m

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