bible thumper


biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. the thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

bible thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. they are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. for example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women’s rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
the bible thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by -ss-ssinating a pro-choice physician.
one who uses the bible to attack/defame others’ characters instead of as a guide to proper living. these people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the bible and behavior as expected by the religious.
that bible thumper makes me so sick! every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how i’m doomed to a flaming eternity in h-ll just because i watch crank yankers and south park!
originating from typically southern us fundamentalist christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent christians.
he’s a bible thumper, so don’t go near him.
he thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he’s a foolish bible thumper.
the cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.
the middle ages and the european colonization of africa and the americas were the glory days of the bible thumpers.
a mega-right wing christian wacko. belives their life must be based on the bible. the same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the bible. usually a h-m-phobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.

see george w. bush, john ashcroft, jerry falwell, pat robertson, right-wing nutjob
bible thumper: we must ban gay……. no we must kill gays!!! outlaw abortion! we will not commit sin!!! if you don’t listen you’ll burn in h-ll!!! and if your a democrat you still will!

followers: huzzah!
an extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
they are essentially the same as islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
“hands that help are far better than lips that pray.”
1. religous fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting america.
an uber-christian. quotes the bible. also see george w.bush
ned flanders is a bible thumper.
a christian male or female whos view of right and wrong is completely out of wack.believes that every single thing in the bible is a law to be followed or you go to h-ll.(im christian, but these biblethumpers are just psycotic)
i bet a bible thumper would read that part of the bile that says you can enslave your family and would do it.

bible thumper:you cant watch south park!its against christianity!!your going to h-ll!
me:dude, where does it say in the bible i cant watch a tv show?

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