Bibletard


a person who preaches scripture that they clearly do not understand and have no business reciting.
the other day some bibletards knocked on my door and chatted sh-t for ages. i had to correct the bibletards on a number of things they’d interpreted wrongly.
pejorative for a christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a bible-thumper

etymology: merger of bible + r-t-rd
people who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man’s rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands – leading to mankind’s fall and downward spiral into iniquity – and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.

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