bibliophibian
one who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.
“they crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they’ll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. it’s gotten to the point where they’ve started to multiply when you’re not watching — there’s definitely more today than yesterday. and it’ll keep on like this, until there’s nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. how glorious.
others don’t understand, but you — you breathe the stuff. you inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. for you are a bibliophibian. ”
-from the tshirt description on topatoco
my wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. i hate moving with a bibliophibian!
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