Bicroscope
1. one’s ability to detect/determine correctly if another individual is bis-xual reguardless of wether or not one knows said individual personally.
2. the amazing gift that ables you to pick-up on the bi-vibe.
3. like a gaydar only for bis-xuality.
extended form: bi-microscope
chick: whoa! he’s dating a guy? i didn’t know zack was gay!
guy: no, he’s not gay, he’s bi.
chick: really? that’s a shocker. i have such a bad bicroscope.
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