bicycle legs
where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scr-pes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. this can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. a special instance might be trying to get one’s feet back on spinning fixie pedals.
i’ve got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night’s critical m-ss so i probably shouldn’t wear a skirt to church tomorrow.
otherwise known as cyclist legs.
s-xy, tight, shaved legs… with a tan line across the quads.
x: what’s up with the odd tan line?
y: i can’t help it! gotta show off these bicycle legs!
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