Bicycle wank


a special male masturbation position. it is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the “air cycling” excercise. one hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. the typical outcome of this activity is -j-c-l-t-ng in one’s own face.
i had a bicycle w-nk and got myself right in the eye.

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