bidet

a polish drinking fountain.
i apologize to poland for that.
an automatic -ss cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. the evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your -rs- hole to remove that brown excrement.
“if you’re still using toilet paper you’re living in the 19th century and beyond. wake up you b-st-rds and get a bidet. no hands needed to dig into your -ss. when your done hosing your -ss down, just pat dry with a single square of tp.”
instrument resembeling a miniture bath or large urinal, used to cleanse excrement from ones filthy posterior
this is a job for a bidet
perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your -ss after usage of the toilet. it’s a common fixture in european countries(and i wish in the us) . basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some tp. no muss, no fuss.
my hotel in spain had a bidet and a toilet in the bathroom
a very clever and hygienic idea. originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
but you guys don’t know that it is also a masturbation device. i strongly recomend this to an-rg-smic girls.
it works this way:

1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, i mean, on your cl-toris or close to it… and hum! wow… that’s pretty fast!
— vicky, get out of there i really gotta p-ss!
— -in the bathroom- leave me alone! i’m cleaning my c-nt! ooooh yeahhh!i love the bidet!
little b-m washing toilet you can’t sh-t in
‘hang on brenda, i’ve just had a right clingy sh-te, need to use the bidet’
a douche bag of the h-m-s-xual variety.
i can’t believe he’s making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. what a bidet.

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