Bidumpkin
1)(v) the act of getting oral s-x while being clensed upon a bidet.
2) (n) a pumpkin with a big -ss.
3) (n) an -ss that looks like a pumpkin. (i.e size, shape, and/or color)
(1) turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from ed, then from brad turetzky….they’re not even french!
(2) my oh my, it ain’t even halloween, but i’m seein’ bidumpkins all up in this piece!
(3) bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this -ss gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.
2 more definitions
the act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. given by the original blumpkin giver.
the bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. it offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.
i felt really dirty after that blumpkin and i don’t live in europe. thank g-d celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.
variation of the blumpkin where one receives a bl-w j-b on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.
the wh-r- shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.
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