Bieber-itis

a malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of human brains, particularly female; symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music, and creating horrendous renditions of justin bieber’s lackl-ster songs at the top of one’s lungs; believed to be caused by the prep-b-scent voice of one justin bieber; irreparable damage caused to brain cells; can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than mariah carey.
fangirl 1: “omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty 🙂 :)”
fangirl 2: “ikr omg justin biber i luv”
troll: “you guys are pathetic.”
fangirl 1: “omg u patetihc whor ur just jelouss of justin!!! get a liffeeee!!!!!!”
fangirl 2: “u r such a pointleesss b—- justin is amazing and so hottttt and sings so beautifully ur jus jelus gtfo”
troll: “i spy an acute case of bieber-itis. doctors have just found the recent cure for cases like you two….”
fangirls 1 and 2 (in unison): “omg lyk whatttt?! whatu sayin b—-?!?!!?!?!!?!!1!111!!111!”
troll: “…wanna listen to…say…”-links to decent songs-
a social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of justin bieber. side effects vary depending on s-x. in girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. in guys…well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. this condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.
derek: “dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that d-mn bieber kid. what do i do?”

mike: “dump that sh-t! that’s nothing but bad news man. who knows, she could have bieberitis! that’s almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7.”

lil’ wayne: “hey guys, can i have some cough syrup? young weezy needs his fix.”

mike: “no man, we gotta save some for derek’s girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind.”

lil’ wayne: “d-mn you, bieberitis! just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil’ punk that looks like a chick. i’ll shove my pistol up yo -ss, if one even exists on your undeveloped body.”