bientist


1. a person who fancies them self a scientist because they once read some tip of trick that seemed to work. bientists “buy into” ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. see confirmation bientist.

2. a person who practices bience.
randy, a practicing bientist, deleted all the downloaded games and content from his family’s playstation 3 console to ensure that call of duty: modern warfare 2 ran at top speed and with minimum lag.

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