Bifanual
a person that is a true fan of two teams that are compet-tors in the same sport and in the same area.
she is “bifanual” because she is a fan of the jets and the giants. or the yankees and the mets. etc.
when a couple is attending a sporting event and one has the t-shirt, jersey and/or ball cap for the home team and the other has attire for the visiting team.
joe and nancy went to the yankee-mets ballgame. joe was a hardcore yankee fan and nancy was a life-long mets fan. unlike other fans (who fought all night) they got along. so i guess they’re a bi-fan-ual couple.
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