Bifocaled


to firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.
“dude at the party last night jimmy past out after 3 beers and dan totally bifocaled him”

“justin has been ticking me off lately so i am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep i am going to bifocal him”

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