Big Bad Scotch


the name -ssumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. he spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the id of the only people of lower grade than him – the toilet cleaners.
stop! who goes there?

none of your fat business. who the h-ll are you?

i am the scotch, the big bad scotch.

correction. you’re a fat ugly n-body with little legs and a gay moustache.

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