Big Bang Scale
a game of 2 or more players (usually of the same s-x) where colours are used to code the s-xual attraction (f-ckability) of a member of the opposite s-x.
red = would not bang or poke on facebook or with someone else’s bargepole. run the f-ck away.
yellow = “take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again”. do-able but after alcohol consumption.
blue = acceptable – individuals you are actually attracted to.
black = would definitely ‘bang’.
uv = f-cking insane. would resort in multiple pregnancies.
darrell: “dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the big bang scale?”
josh: “she’s not quite a blue, so yellow!”
darrell: “so harsh man! i’d easily say she’s a blue!”
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