Big Bang Theory


the scientific theory that invalidated atheism long ago. the big bang theory affirms what religions teach by providing evidence for a beginning of the universe. according to the scientific principle of causality, it had to proceed from something and it’s a lot more logical to believe that it proceeded from an intelligent mind (which would account for the mechanisms of the universe, its mathematical cosmology and the fine-tuning) because you don’t get something from nothing.

contrary to popular opinion, the big bang theory simply describes the moments after the universe begun.
the big bang theory and causality invalidate atheism.
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the belief that g-d banged a woman and 9 months later, our universe was born from the m-ssive v-g-n-. also a compromise for the battle of science vs g-d. in this compromise, no one is wrong.
“i thought g-d promoted abstinance.”
“no man, obviously you haven’t heard of the big bang theory.”
the name of an orgy containing more than 10 people, it was the best thing in the world hence the nerds adapted the name for creation of the universe(what they thought to be the best)
yo b-tch lemee show u my big bang theory, round up ur hoe chearleaders
the belief that nothing exploded into everything.

by definition it is a religion and most atheists believe in it.
so, therefore, atheists are religious.
the big bang theory is a religion, didn’t ya know?

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