big boned
an excuse used by fat people when they don’t want to admit that they are fat.
honest person: you are fat!
fat person: no i am just big boned!
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a nice way of saying one is fat, built in an odd way, or a giant.
“am i fat mommy?”
“no of course not sweetie, your just big boned…”
when someone’s bones are larger than average (this can also be described as “stocky”). can also be used to say someone is fat in a polite way.
man, oprah is “big boned”.
when you’re trying to tell somebody that their fat, but in a polite manner.
bully: you’re fat!
friend#1: nuh uh, mommy said i’m big boned.
a nice way of saying “you’re a huge b-tch.”
her: all these dresses make me look like i’m fat.
me: you’re not fat sweetie, just big boned.
1. a robust, thick body. (proper)
2. a muscular body.
5. what short, catty women calls a tall, stunningly beautiful woman; regardless of weight.
my much shorter, fatter friend called me big-boned today. i am tall and thin. as confident as i am, that gets to me; d-mn her! no, d-mn me for letting her get to me! it’s carrot sticks and celery for the rest of the week!
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