Big Butt Paranoia


it’s when you don’t feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. narrow walkways are conducive to big b-tt paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. being in a crowd can cause this as well.
i felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, i developped a case of big b-tt paranoia.
everytime i get out of that car, i get big b-tt paranoia.
i always get bbp in that elevator.
it’s usually people with small b-tts who get big b-tt paranoia.

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