Big Daddy Long Stroke
a term used to define a very well endowed gentleman that is known to sleep with a lot of women. nine times out of ten his favorite position he wants a woman to perform while having s-x is doggy style. doggy style is perfect because he can slightly lean back while his large member can move in and out smoothly or hard and aggressive inside a woman’s v-g-n-, thus the long stroke part of his name.
women hardly, if ever, complain about these big daddy long stroke’s s-xual performance, but they tend to call these guys -ssholes and b-st-rds, especially to their girl friends. yet, dispite all this name calling either to him over the phone, in his face or to her friends and family, she still will sleep with big daddy long stroke cause he can make her knees buckle, toes curl, body sweat and p-ssy c-m about 4 to 12 times in 3 hours to one whole night of s-x. trust me, ive counted.
if a woman is involved with one of these types of men as her boyfriend, fiancee or husband, they may be silly enough to tell the world about her long stroke, thus having those close to her try to sample what she’s been getting all the time. and if he is a sneaky long stroke, then he will have s-x with the woman/women she is close to. sad aint it?
girl 1: oooo, child i was with nick the other night, he got me from the back and broke a b-tch off. i got him saved as big daddy long stroke in my phone.
girl 2: for real girl?….in her thoughts: “watch when i see nick, i’m gonna see if my home girl aint lying him and his long stroke. i know she my girl, but i gots to get me some of that good d-ck”….
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