Big Daddy Wank


a cocaine and adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for chinese prost-tutes and viagara.
g-d, i pulled such a big daddy w-nk last night. i hit mega millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. i think my heart just exploded.

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