Big Dick Malone


a game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. the men compare their d-ck sizes. the man with the largest member becomes the winner. all of the losers must refer to the winner as big d-ck malone for the rest of the day.
“ted became big d-ck malone after dropping a full nine inches.”

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