Big Gay Brunch
“bgb” for short, this is a phenomenon which occurs generally on sundays but may happen on a sat-rday. it starts with the idea of cooking brunch, but balloons out of control with a mini-party of anywhere between 5-15 people in the kitchen cooking, blasting music and dancing. the actual food itself becomes a distraction as it’s more important to be in the dance cage at this point drinking straight from the champagne bottle that was originally meant for cl-ssy mimosas. most people call out of work the next day.
“hey chip, you heading over to big gay brunch”? “oh h-ll no. last week i didn’t make it into work until wednesday”
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