Big Haas


both a verb and noun, big haas (pr-nounced: big hahss), taken from the english word big and the german word “haas”, meaning man, describes either the act of chucking a basketball against the backboard of a basketball hoop after having jumped in the air near said hoop, or a person who is fat and/or muscular.
big haas may also be used in a slang manner as solely “haas” interchangeably.
as a verb – “holy sh-t, did you just see him big haas?! i’m going to stay away from that kid.”

as a shortened verb- “haha! he just haased trying to make a basket! what a tool!”

as a noun – “dude, all those doritos and oreos got the best of uncle bill and now he’s a big haas.”

as a shortened noun- “wow, i just watched a doc-mentary on the 1000-pound man today. he was the most humongous haas i ever saw.”

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