big hat, no cattle


someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who’s actual credentials are spurious or questionable.
just ignore that fool matt and his bullsh-t history lectures. he’s just a big hat with no cattle.
when someone is so full of themselves, and loves to hear themselves talk, but it is all a facade, and there is never any action or substance to back it up
see: all bark and no bite
this guy i work with keeps telling me he is going to kick my -ss because i let his daughter suck my d-ck at the company picnic. that will never happen, he wears a big hat, but he has got no cattle.
a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it’s all a lie to make them look better.
he’s got a big hat, but no cattle.
a person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.
marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. he’s got a big hat, no cattle.

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