Big Jesus
any van larger than a “soccer mom” car can be called a “big jesus”. the term alludes to such 4 row vans used by travelling church groups, which can seat around 8-10 people at maximum capacity. (these types of cars are also often used by campers and carpoolers.)
the term can be used as a size and appearance description with or without implication. a noncommittal use of the term in reference to one’s own (or a friend’s/family’s) car can const-tute the term as more of a pet name than sarcastic or mocking. however the term can easily be darkly mocking, mildly to moderately sarcastic and p-ssive aggressive- a common implication being that that the speaker has a dislike or little patience for organized religions and their public visibility of character and/or influence common in areas like the american bible belt.
1: person a- “did you get stuck riding in the big jesus to the feild trip?”
person b- “ya, i was herded in with a bunch of other people.”
2: person a- “mom’s going to pick us up in big jesus.”
person b- “ok.”
3: (in a parking lot) person a- “yikes, look, it’s a big jesus.”
person b- “weirdos, freaks and bigots, oh my!”
person a- “hahaha, too true.”
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