big k car wash


this is where a guy hasn’t had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gent-tals in a the closest sink available.
the cl-ssic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person a: where has matty gone?

person b: oh, he thinks he’s on for some so he’s gone for a big k car wash because he said his d-ck smelled like a scampi fry.

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