Big Ol’ Floppy
1. a flaccid p-n-s; a p-n-s that is not fully erect. more specifically, when the p-n-s is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the “meaty” stage
2. a v-g-n- that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said v-g-n- has reached the -n-s; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant p-n-s(es).
1. woman: “is my striptease getting your d-ck hard?”
man:”naw, but i still got a big ol’ floppy”
2. man 1: “dude i heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?”
man 2: “lame, that b-tch had a big ol’ floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop”
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