Big Ole Chimp Dump
a phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your -ss ever. you have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can’t find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a sh-t and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot
“o my god i have to cr-p so bad”
“where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?”
“well looks like another big ole chimp dump”
“heres a nice tree”
“ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie”
custome: “what the h-ll is he doing”
“aw theres sh-t all over in my hair”
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