Big Red Binary Scale
there is a need, when attending an ivy league university like cornell (mascot: big red), to ditch the standard 0-10 rating system when -ssessing women on the street or at parties, in favor of the binary scale which simplifies the former system to a straightforward 0 or 1. a girl who is given a 0 rating by the individual or his friends would be considered a “no-go” and thus not socially acceptable to get with, whereas a girl deserving of a 1 gives the individual the green light to “go for it.” this system is helpful because it removes all of the grey area -ssociated with hooking up and alleviates the pain that comes with hooking up with a girl deemed borderline by your friends. with the big red binary scale, peace of mind is as easy deciding whether she is a 0 or 1.
“out here it’s tough to keep your dignity without the big red binary scale. i know the girl last night wasn’t a supermodel but i was blacked out and she was a still 1.”
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