Big Rock Candy Mountains
in the depression era, a tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. first sung about by harry mcclintock.
now, it’s a skwatta’s version of paradise. it’s what keeps punks on the street hopeful.
in the big rock candy mountains, there’s a land that’s fair and bright.
the handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.
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