big sausage pizza
when a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans p-n-s is poking through the warm cheese.
“did someone order a big sausage pizza?”
a type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their p-n-s then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform s-xual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
the woman is usually spotted saying ,what, that’s not a sausage, that’s your d-ck!’ before hastily milking the p-n-s in all fashions as if it was a very h-rny milk maid.
danny decided to give his friend brenda a big sausage pizza , after he delivered his goods he left brenda’s household feeling like a new man.
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