Big Shaufa
a rare breed of the human race that requires 18 hours of sleep, 2 cans of snuff, and a recliner/couch everyday. a big shaufa can sleep through almost anything including parties, nuclear bombs, and 2:30 cl-sses. sometimes big shaufas suffer from insomia at night, which they make up for by taking the next 2 days off from consciousness. the big shaufa recently broke the all-time sleeping record for a day, previously held by himself. other forms include shauf, shaufaaa, shaufnasty, shaufdaddy. can also be used as a verb; to shauf, shaufed, or shaufing.
“hey is the big shaufa awake yet?” “it’s only 12:00 pm, are you serious.?
“yo man you wanna go out tonight?” “nah man i think i’m just gonna shauf tonight.”
“where were you?” “just shaufing around town.”
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